A second apology, in case the first one didn't take.

An alternate version of the skunk season apology — same dry humor, slightly different graphic treatment. Some apologies need to be said twice; this is the second one.

Soft ring-spun cotton in an easy unisex cut. For the angler whose bad weeks are documented and forgiven, in roughly that order.

The details

• 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (Gildan 64000 Softstyle)
• Classic unisex fit, crew neckline, tubular knit (no side seams)
• Pearlized tear-away label — no neck tag itch
• DTG/DTF printed for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
• OEKO-TEX certified, ethically grown US cotton
• Made-to-order in the USA, ships in 5-7 days

Heather color note: Heather variants are a 35/65 cotton-polyester blend. Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90/10. Graphite Heather is 50/50.

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low heat if needed
• No bleach, no dry cleaning