In his defense, the fish weren't biting.

Skunk season — the stretch of bad luck where nothing's biting, every cast comes back empty, and the angler in question becomes briefly intolerable to live with. This is the apology shirt for that exact period. Insider language, deadpan delivery, and the wisdom to know that yes, that was a rough month.

Soft ring-spun cotton in a relaxed unisex cut. For the angler with self-awareness and the spouse who's still keeping score.

The details

• 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (Gildan 64000 Softstyle)
• Classic unisex fit, crew neckline, tubular knit (no side seams)
• Pearlized tear-away label — no neck tag itch
• DTG/DTF printed for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
• OEKO-TEX certified, ethically grown US cotton
• Made-to-order in the USA, ships in 5-7 days

Heather color note: Heather variants are a 35/65 cotton-polyester blend. Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90/10. Graphite Heather is 50/50.

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low heat if needed
• No bleach, no dry cleaning