Dad bod? More like bass god.

The reframe every fishing dad has been waiting for. Yes, the silhouette has softened. Yes, the boat shorts are roomier than they used to be. But none of that matters when the rod bends and the dad in question is reeling in a slob of a largemouth like he's been doing it for thirty years — because he has.

Soft ring-spun cotton in a relaxed unisex cut that wears comfortably regardless of the bod in question. Father's Day gift that lands with confidence.

The details

• 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (Gildan 64000 Softstyle)
• Classic unisex fit, crew neckline, tubular knit (no side seams)
• Pearlized tear-away label — no neck tag itch
• DTG/DTF printed for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
• OEKO-TEX certified, ethically grown US cotton
• Made-to-order in the USA, ships in 5-7 days

Heather color note: Heather variants are a 35/65 cotton-polyester blend. Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90/10. Graphite Heather is 50/50.

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low heat if needed
• No bleach, no dry cleaning